Ask me anything


In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.


When I’m a parent I’m definitely going to ask my child often “are you okay?” I never want my child to be crying their eyes out when I’m peacefully sleeping under the same roof and I certainly never want them to feel like there’s nobody there for them. Because I always will be

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clear pee makes me feel safe

like i’m living my life right

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Stephen fry ladies and gentlemen

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i showed this to my sister and she had no earthly idea what was so funny about this post

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*eats ass with a fork and knife*

"im so fancy, you already know.."

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*slaps my own ass* damn bitch you thick as hell

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riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

shots have been fired

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